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Hi, group!
For the sake of intellectual curiousity-and since this is the right group for it-I have to ask people this question:
What phrases are guaranteed to make you want to kill the person who said it?
Here are a few of mine:
"Aren't you hot in all that black?"
"You should smile more!"
-psyche
For the sake of intellectual curiousity-and since this is the right group for it-I have to ask people this question:
What phrases are guaranteed to make you want to kill the person who said it?
Here are a few of mine:
"Aren't you hot in all that black?"
"You should smile more!"
-psyche
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Tue, April 14, 2009 - 2:17 PMKill is a bit drastic. Can't I just slap 'em?
Oh, you got new shoes!
resoponse: Yeah, I was there when I got em.
You got a hair cut.
response: Actually, I was caught in a hair-raid.
I fogrot my wallet, Can you buy lunch?
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Tue, April 14, 2009 - 2:45 PMi hate it when peaple use the "Im a Christian" term. like this makes them an expert on everything.
' like i dont mind gays and im a christian " oh how hate that. -
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Mon, May 4, 2009 - 3:15 PMWhere are the lions when you need them?
All isms do that kind of shinola though. -
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Sun, July 5, 2009 - 1:35 PMTrue story: in high school, I used to read Tarot cards for my classmates. One aquaintence of mine used to always pester me for readings about every single fucking issue in her life. She would corner me in the hall on my way to class with "Did you bring them today?" One day, annoyed, I offered to teach her how to read them herself. "I can't do that," she said scandalized. "I'm a good Christian!"
Oh really? Then why the hell are you bothering me?
-psyche
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Tue, April 14, 2009 - 7:47 PMWhat chaps my ass is when someone starts a sentence with "No offense, but..."
I want to slap them and then tell them I have already taken offense to whatever it is you're about to say, so don't bother.
Another rather aggravating thing is when people STILL put "izzle" at the end of everything, like or "fo shizzle, fo rizzle, the real de-izzle" (this also applies to be-otch). I have to refrain from just telling them to shut the f^ck up. -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Thu, April 16, 2009 - 12:20 PMMy theory is that people who say that say that do so as sort of a disclaimer. They're afraid that you might want to kick their asses, so they warn you ahead of time.
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Thu, April 16, 2009 - 5:44 PMI want to injure people who say "SWEET" all the time.
Example:
Me: "I had a three day weekend last week".
The other person's response: "Sweet"! -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Thu, April 16, 2009 - 10:20 PM"No offense, but im a christian"
"sweet" !
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Fri, April 17, 2009 - 11:56 AMSCHWEET is the correct pronunciation.
Mace in the face seems appropriate. -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Wed, April 22, 2009 - 3:04 PMjust heard another one today...
BOMB DIGGITY
argh! How annoying. -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Wed, April 29, 2009 - 6:21 PMI have a friend who says "son of a fucking cunt" far too often. The other day on the phone she screamed "son of a cunt-faced bitch" because she saw a spider. She cusses like a a fucking sailor.
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Thu, April 30, 2009 - 11:19 AMwell fuck that shit....
and PS, the word cunt is an ugly word... -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Sun, May 3, 2009 - 4:01 PMAre you kidding? Cunt is a strong, beautiful, versatile word!!!! It has much more dignity and power than "dick" or even "cock", that's for sure!!! -
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Re: Dead Man Comments
Mon, May 4, 2009 - 3:01 PMwell, "dick" and "cock" shouldn't even be in the same sentence as dignity OR power, those words are far too simple. I can't disagree with the fact that cunt is a very strong word which can be used for many things.
But there are some words that I think sound strange coming directly from my mouth, cunt being one of them. My other word I just can't say is panties. Ew... They just have an ugly sound.
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