Packaging

topic posted Sun, April 5, 2009 - 7:02 PM by 
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I am about to open a the package my new game pad came in.
You can see what this is going, right?
Why in the hell does it take the skill of a surgeon with a knife to get these packages open.
SOAB!

I hope I don't cut myself.
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  • Re: Packaging

    Tue, April 7, 2009 - 6:19 PM
    why do they sew Barbie's hair to the box?
    • Re: Packaging

      Wed, April 8, 2009 - 8:26 AM
      cuz she likes it like that.
      • Re: Packaging

        Wed, April 8, 2009 - 3:33 PM
        I bought a five dollar clock yesterday, it was screwed in with actual screws to a recycled box, I had to get a friggiin screw driver to get it out of this five ply, thick box...
        • Re: Packaging

          Fri, April 10, 2009 - 11:34 PM
          I was helping a friend last week who was trying to get a new Ipod out of it's packaging.

          What a nightmare! It took 10 minutes to get it out of there. I was ready to get a sledge hammer and a blow torch to get the damn thing out of there.
          • Re: Packaging

            Tue, April 14, 2009 - 12:35 PM
            I hear ya! My mother calls it "stay fresh forever" packaging.

            -psyche
            • Re: Packaging

              Mon, May 4, 2009 - 3:19 PM
              It's to try to keep you from stealing it from the store. So here is my SOAB solution to this shit :

              Make the cashier open the package after you pay for it. Right then right there.

              Then to be a real SOAB, return it the next day.
              • Re: Packaging

                Mon, May 4, 2009 - 3:35 PM
                That's brilliant!
                side note: I just saw an ad from Amazon where they say they partnered up with M$ to sell these mice in frustration-free packaging.
                • Re: Packaging

                  Tue, May 5, 2009 - 9:08 AM
                  yeah, Amazon has been on that tip for awhile, to be ecologically responsible. LOL
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                    Re: Packaging

                    Wed, May 6, 2009 - 6:21 PM
                    Try this one... I work in a nursing home, last week one of my residents daughters sent her a care packae. the resident has minmal use of her fingers.... the box was taped so much, my resident refered to it as "Fort "Knox in a box". I had to use my nursing scissors to open it. There's a "son of a bitch" for the elderly!!!
                    • Re: Packaging

                      Wed, May 6, 2009 - 9:07 PM
                      O my... this reminds me of the time my mom fell and really fudged her arm... long story short she had 2 surgeries and a cast from fingertips to collarbone.
                      Her sister from Texas sent her a care package of things to do while she was laid up:
                      crossword puzzles and little "toys" like a rubiks cube. All brand new, still in the packaging, which was packed so tightly in a box we had to cut it with a knife....
                      I think you get the point....
                      PS.. who gets someone with one hand a rubiks cube....

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