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throwing trash out of a car window

alVacado — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:09:27 GMT

you jerk.

even if it isn't the greatest neighborhood, what makes you think it's okay to throw you lunch out your window? Oh, you didn't think because you have no brain? That much is apparent when I honk and you turn around and I yell out my window "NOT COOL!" and you throw your cup out the window and drive away. How I wish I had a laser beam to zap you off of the earth along with the woman(maybe she's your wife-sister) that did it at the end of last summer...that one still sticks in my head too-maybe because it was closer to MY neighborhood.

SOAB!!!

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Toilet Paper

Sam — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:34:46 GMT

Is it just me? I've always installed rolls of toilet paper so it unrolls from the top of the roll, makes since to me. However at my place of employment someone is always installing the rolls of t.p. so it unrolls from the bottom. Whats up with that? It's harder to find the end of the damn thing when you can't see it and people that do this should be shot (kidding of coarse). Some times I think that it's done just to spite people who have to use the facilities at work and feel that they need to remove a convenience factor by doing this. Any opinions about this?

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Staying Logged On To Tribe

chuckster — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:50:30 GMT

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

In the last 10 minutes I've been booted off Tribe 4 times. WTF? I keep having to log back on each time to do something.

What's up with this site?

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

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China Wok!

chuckster — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:44:48 GMT

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

I walked all the way over to China Wok down the street from my house in search of dinner and THEY WERE CLOSED!

This was at 6:00 PM and their posted hours clearly state that they are supposed to be open until 9:00 PM.

I was all ready for some sweet and sour pork! What kind of eating establishment shuts down for dinner?

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

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NYS and the flu

dragonlady247 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:38:24 GMT

Forcing me to take both flu shots and threatening me with my livelihood if I don't. Shit isn't even fully tested for safety or efficacy, but if I wanna remain a nurse at NYP... SOAFB, cocksmokin' assholes

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I hate people

mahf-man — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:24:51 GMT

I just fucking hate them right now. It's been a few months now of people just shitting on me (not to mention a few thousand years of people shitting on other people less fortunate than me.)

Individually, life just sucks and I trust no one right now.

Worldwide, we've dug our own grave and now are watching as the most disadvantaged people on this planet suffer the most at the hands of the rich and the disgusting systems they've created and we are all a part of, with our hands tied.

Life sucks. Son of a bitch.

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Universal Healthcare Now!

chuckster — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:39:01 GMT

!!!Son of a Bitch!!!

It look like we will NEVER get universal healthcare in this country! I hate having to worry about losing my job AND healthcare at the same time.

I think this explains it best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LnY-jy_cE0

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been a while since I've bitched...

Lady Maria — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:22:23 GMT

It's time to vent... about a new co-worker.
well, actually, she's been there for a few months but in my workplace you're new until you've been there at least a year. Anyway... she never takes a bath, washes her hands, and smells like a fish with a rotten tooth. We have all passed along hints, gotten her soap and lotion sets as "gifts", mints, body spray, shampoo, and so on. We've talked VERY openly about our bathing habits when said person is present, and still she smells like ass. At least 3 of us have just told her nicely that she may need a shower when she gets home. Nothing... still stenchy.
I can't take it any more
HELP!
SOAB!

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I bitch a lot

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:43:48 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/user/sovietgreen

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Driving to work Nightly!

B. W. — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:53:09 GMT

You know what really pisses me off?!! I drive to work nightly and these F-ing FIBS (fucking Illinois Bastards) cannot pay attention to the speed limits anywhere. When the sign says 55, do 55 or over. not 35, not 25 not 10, but do the f-ing speed limit. Then when you're getting on the freeway, don't slow down on the curve, you're getting on the f-ing freeway. Speed up!!! Doesn't take a rocket scientist to reallize that you are supposed to go fast on a freeway. Duh!!!! Just had to get that off my mind. Whew!!!

B.W.

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Ruined Collectors Items!

chuckster — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:25:24 GMT

Some of you may know that I used to be a big collector of 8 track tapes. I know, it was a strange hobby, but it kept me out of trouble.

I have not really been into it much for the last 6 or 7 years, but if I see something rare for the right price, I'll buy it.

Anyway, I was at a local swap meet on Saturday and I spotted some very valuable tapes for sale for only $1.00 each. They were a B-52's tape and a Talking Heads tape. Most 8 tracks from the New Wave or Punk era are considered to be very collectable and I bought these so I could re-sell them on Ebay for big bucks.

So, I get home, clean the dust off them and pop them into my player to test them. That is when I discovered that some SON OF A BITCH recorded over the music with a radio broadcast of some easy listening station. I was so PISSED I could spit.

If I still had my old 8 track recorder, I could buy the CDs and record the correct music back onto the tapes, but I sold that a few years ago.

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

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Dead Man Comments

Psyche — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:23:13 GMT

Hi, group!

For the sake of intellectual curiousity-and since this is the right group for it-I have to ask people this question:

What phrases are guaranteed to make you want to kill the person who said it?

Here are a few of mine:

"Aren't you hot in all that black?"

"You should smile more!"

-psyche

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Packaging

AverageAmerican — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:02:59 GMT

I am about to open a the package my new game pad came in.
You can see what this is going, right?
Why in the hell does it take the skill of a surgeon with a knife to get these packages open.
SOAB!

I hope I don't cut myself.

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fast food lines

missouriboy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:36:59 GMT

why is it that every time i am in a line at Taco Bell or McDonalds , peaple wait till they get up to the fromt of the line and this is what happends.

Server: may i take your order?
Costomer: ah i dont know, let me see. Oh i just cant deside.

ahhhhhh, wtf is wrong with these peaple? the menu really hasent changed in the last 20 years, and could they have not looked at the menu wile they where standing in line?

and to make matters worce if they have kids.

Costumer: kids what looks good to you?

for christ sake be a parent and order 4 them after all you know what the little pecker heads want.

just a pet peave of mine :-)

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College-educated Know-it-alls becoming social engineers

carlos-ity — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:55:17 GMT

...and don't ever think critically about what they've been mobilized to go so quickly towards!
Maybe you've heard of the author of the excerpts below, maybe you haven't. But if you look quickly, a few phrases might jump out at you. Then you may even see the value of reading the entire thang!
!

You've heard almost everywhere of _Brave New World_, the famous novel by Aldous Huxley, yet have you heard of the much more rare book, "Brave New World--REVISITED" (Harper & Row, 1958, 1965), which provokes thought on topics that are much deeper than mere critique of the Russians? Here are excerpts from this exceptional book, at last! (slightly edited for easier reading and such)

Chapter III. Over Organization

"The Power Elite...influences the thoughts, the feelings and the actions of virtually everybody. (p.19)

"We see, then, that modern technology has led to the concentration of economic and political power, and to the development of a society controlled (ruthlessly in the totalitarian states, politely and inconspicuously in the democracies) by Big Business and Big Government. But societies are composed of individuals and are good only insofar as they help individuals to realize their potentialities and to lead a happy and creative life. How have individuals been affected by the technological advances of recent years? Here is the answer to this question given by a philosopher-psychiatrist, Dr.Erich Fromm:

Our contemporary Western society, in spite of its material, intellectual and political progress, is increasingly less conducive to mental health, and tends to undermine the inner security, happiness, reason and the capacity for love in the individual; it tends to turn him into an automaton who pays for his human failure with increasing mental sickness, and with despair hidden under a frantic drive for work and so-called pleasure." (p.20)

Me, the editor, wonders what this frantic drive is about, and i come up with the idea that the people who buy into the Given imagination even to the detriment of their sanities, would frantically drive for whichever so-called "Norm" was Given to/coerced for them to be. What do you think?

Huxley, quoting Fromm:
"Our 'increasing mental sickness' may find expression in neurotic symptoms. These symptoms are conspicuous and extremely distressing. But 'let us beware', says Dr.Fromm, 'of defining mental hygiene as the prevention of symptoms. Symptoms as such are not our enemy, but our friend; where there are symptoms there is conflict, and conflict always indicates that the forces of life which strive for integration and happiness are still fighting.' The really hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal.

'Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does.' They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness.

These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted, still cherish 'the illusion of individuality,' but in fact they have been to a great extent deindividualized. Their conformity is developing into something like uniformity. But 'uniformity and freedom are incompatible. Uniformity and mental health are incompatible too...Man is not made to be an automaton, and if he becomes one, the basis for mental health is destroyed.'"

"In the course of evolution nature has gone to endless trouble to see that every individual is unlike every other individual. We reproduce our kind by bringing the father's genes into contact with the mother's. These hereditary factors may be combined in an almost infinite number of ways. Physically and mentally, each one of us is unique.

Any culture which, in the interests of efficiency or in the name of some political or religious dogma, seeks to standardize the human individual, commits an outrage against man's biological nature.

"Science may be defined as the reduction of multiplicity to unity. It seeks to explain the endlessly diverse phenomena of nature by ignoring the uniqueness of particular events, concentrating on what they have in common and finally abstracting some kind of 'law,'...(gives examples) (p.21)

"Here the theoretical reduction of unmanageable multiplicity to comprehensible unity becomes the practical reduction of human diversity to subhuman uniformity, of freedom to servitude. In politics the equivalent of a fully developed scientific theory or philosophical system is a totalitarian dictatorship. In economics, th equivalent of a beautifully composed work of art is the smoothly running factory in which the workers are perfectly adjusted to the machines.

"The 'Will to Order' has produced many premature syntheses based upon insufficient evidence, many absurd systems of metaphysics and theology, much pedantic mistaking of notions for realities, of symbols and abstractions for the data of immediate experience...[and] it sometimes happens that a bad philosophical system may do harm...by being used as a justification for senseless and inhuman actions. It is in the social sphere, in the realm of politics and economics, that the Will to Order becomes really dangerous. (p.22)

"The Will to Order can make tyrants out of those who merely aspire to clear up a mess. The beauty of tidiness is used as a justification for despotism.

"Organization is indispensable; for liberty arises and has meaning only within a self-regulating community of freely co-operating individuals. But, though indispensable, organization can also be fatal. Too much organization transforms men and women into automata, suffocates the creative spirit and abolishes the very possibility of freedom.

"As usual, the only safe course is in the middle, between the extremes of laissez-faire at one end of the scale and of total control at the other. (p.23)

"During the past century (1850s to 1950s--ed) the successive advances in technology have been accompanied by corresponding advances in organization. Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production. In order to fit into these organizations, individuals have had to deindiviualize themselves, have had to deny their native diversity and conform to a standard pattern, have had to do their best to become automata.

(...)
"Subject to this kind of [alienated] life, individuals tend to feel lonely and insignificant. Their existence ceases to have any point or meaning.
(...)
"Brave New World presents a fanciful and somewhat ribald picture of a society, in which the attempt to recreate human beings in the likeness of termites has been pushed almost to the limits of the possible. That we are being propelled in the direction of Brave New World is obvious. But no less obvious is the fact that we can, if we so desire, refused to cooperate with the blind forces that are propelling us. For the moment, however, the wish to resist does not seem to be very strong or very widespread.

"As Mr. William Whyte has shown in his remarkable book, The Organization Man, a new Social Ethic is replacing our traditional ethical system--the system in which the individual is primary. The key words in this Social Ethic are "adjustment," "adaptation," "socially orientated behavior," "belongingness," "acquisition of social skills," "team work," "group living," "group loyalty," "group dynamics," "group thinking," "group creativity." Its basic assumption is that the social whole has greater worth and significance than its individual parts, that inborn biological differences should be sacrificed to cultural uniformity, that the rights of the collectivity take precedence over what the eighteenth century called the Rights of Man.

"According to [this] Social Ethic, Jesus [of Nazareth] was completely wrong in asserting that the Sabbath was made for man. On the contrary, man was made for the Sabbath, and must sacrifice his inherited idiosyncrasies and pretend to be the kind of standardized good mixer that organizers of group activity regard as ideal for their purposes.

"This ideal man is the man who displays 'dynamic conformity' (delicious phrase!) and an intense loyalty to the group, and unflagging desire to subordinate himself, to belong.
(p.25)
(...)
"[An organization] is not good in itself; it is good only to the extent that it promotes the good of the individuals who are the parts of the collective whole. To give organizations precedence persons is to subordinate ends to means. What happens when ends are subordinated to means was clearly demonstrated by Hitler and Stalin.

"Under their hideous rule personal ends were subordinated to organizational means by a mixture of violence and propaganda, systematic terror and the systematic manipulation of minds.

"In the more efficient dictatorships of tomorrow there will probably be much less violence than under Hitler and Stalin. The future dictator's subjects will be painlessly regimented by a corps of highly trained social engineers. 'The challenge of social engineering in our time,' writes an enthusiastic advocate of this new science, 'is like the challenge of technical engineering fifty years ago. If the first half of the twentieth century was the era of the technical engineers, the second half may well be the era of the social engineers'--and the twenty-first century, I suppose, will be the era of World Controllers, the scientific caste system and Brave New World.

"To the question quis custodiet custodes?--Who will mount guard over our guardians, who will engineer the engineers?--the answer is a bland denial that they need any supervision. There seems to be a touching belief among certain Ph.D's in sociology that Ph.D.'s in sociology will never be corrupted by power. Like Sir Galahad's, their strength is as the strength of ten because their heart is pure--and their heart is pure because they are scientists and have taken six thousand hours of social studies.

"Alas, higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue, or higher political wisdom. And to these misgivings on ethical and psychological grounds must be added misgivings of a purely scientific character.

"Can we accept the theories on which the social engineers base their practice, and in terms of which they justify their manipulations of human beings?

"For example, Professor Elton Mayo ([of the Mayo Clinic?--ed]) tells us categorically that 'man's desire to be continuously associated in work with his fellows is a strong, if not the strongest human characteristic.' This, I would say, is manifestly untrue. Some people have the kind of desire described in Mayo; others do not. It is a matter of temperament and inherited constitution.

"Any social organization based upon the assumption that 'man' (whoever 'man' may be) desires to be continuously associated with his fellows would be, for many individual men and women, a bed of Procrustes. Only by being amputated or stretched upon the [torture] rack could they be adjusted to it.

"Again, how romantically misleading are the lyrical accounts of the Middle Ages with which many contemporary theorists of social relations adorn their works! 'Membership in a guild, manorial estate or village protected medieval man throughout his life and gave him peace and serenity.' Protected him from what, we may ask. Certainly not from remorseless bullying at the hands of his superiors.

(...)
"The impersonal forces of...over-organization, and the social engineers who are trying to direct these forces, are pushing us in the direction of a new medieval system. This revival will be made more acceptable than the original...but, for the majority of men and women, it will still be a kind of servitude.

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Damn that In-N-Out Burger!!!

chuckster — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:52:22 GMT

!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!

Anyone remember my rant against KFC back in April of last year?

http://chuckster.tribe.net/thread/ea925fbd-0faf-4759-9aa2-70edcf2bb588

Well, this time the scum-sucking bastards at In-N-Out have done the same thing.

On Saturday, January 3, 2008 at 11:31 AM I went to the In-N-Out in Long Beach and ordered 2 Double Doubles, 2 fries and 2 soft drinks for myself and a friend. When I got to the friends house, one of the fries was MISSING!

!!!SOAB!!!!

Once again I got hosed by a big corporation! This time, I did not have time to go back and raise hell with these people. I plan to file a complaint via email with the corporate headquarters. Heads will roll! Heads will roll!!!

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thanks

Ancu — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:06:00 GMT

I am new but love the idea behind this tribe. I can't wait to have something be pissed about.
Ancu

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theft, or very strange coincidence?

Lady Maria — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:00:41 GMT

FIRST, married couple A: Wife notices that the diamond in her wedding ring is gone. She and her hubby spend the day searching for a diamond. In the midst of their diamond mining, her hubby discovers his wallet's missing.
While this is going on, the wife's big brother is at his house looking for his phone, while the the wife's littler bro is searching for HIS wallet at his house.
Late last night my hubby discovered that HIS phone is missing, as well, and it is NOT in our house.
So, between 3 siblings and 1 cousin, we're missing 2 wallets, 2 phones, and a diamond. All in the same day.
None of the missing items have been retrieved yet, either.
This is a very bizarre occurence, and now I feel like I can't trust the ONLY couple in our little circle that didn't "lose" something (hubby has an old track record...). And yes, at some point in time yesterday, all aforesaid individuals were in contact with that couple.
I hate feeling that way. I know my husband has the same feelings about this, are we being a bit paranoid?
Shit! I fucking HATE thieves!!!!! I certainly hope all the missing items turn up, and soon.
SONOFABITCH!

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The Holiday Season!

chuckster — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:53:29 GMT

!!! SON OF A BITCH !!!

I hate the holidays! I wish we could wipe mid-November through late December off the calender once and for all!

Now, in addition to trying to figure out what I have to buy the people I know, I got roped into an office gift exchange!!! I don't know what the woman I was assigned wants. All I know is she smokes. Should I buy her some cigarettes? What brand? Maybe a lighter?. An ashtray? WTF!!!

!!! SON OF A BITCH !!!

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blaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Lady Maria — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:41:47 GMT

It's been one of those fucking days where you start to plot out where to put the bodies....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Son of a m**fng b!!!ch

mahf-man — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:04:55 GMT

Passive aggressive ex on facebook with stupid friend of his who has a thing for him trying to say hello to me FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

. . . breathe, Mammut. Breathe.

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disfunctional

Lady Maria — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:06:18 GMT

My sophomore is bombing school, doesn't care, and won't do anything about it.
On top of that, dad just won't shut up. He has been riding her ALL morning.
This has just become typical in my house and I'm hating all of it. We are scheduling an appointment with her school counselor, regular counselor, etc. I've been doing what I can, short of holding her hand.
But my husband will NOT leave her alone! In my opinion, it has turned inot a power struggle, and she is going to fail on purpose to piss him off, thinking she won. But when I try to tell him that he's doing more harm than good, he flips out on me, and even tells me I don' know what I'm talking about. I THINK I know what I'm talking about, I have taken some child psych courses and work with children!!!!!!!

SOAB!

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This looks like a properly themed tribe.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:23:22 GMT

!!! SON OF A BITCH !!!

Thank God I made it. What's the haps?

I'm personally sick of the torpor in the world.
Too much resistance. Go with the flow.

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what the heck do ya know?

Spark_a_liscious — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:15:50 GMT

SOAB, we have a new president <smiling>

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STOP HITTING MY CAR!!!!

chuckster — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:36:27 GMT

!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH !!!!!!

Last night some mofo put ANOTHER big scrape on left corner of the rear bumper on my car last night! It must have been somebody parallel parking behind me after I parked. That makes 2 big scrapes on the same corner of the bumper. Of course, the a-hole did not leave a note or anything.

I'm always so careful with where I park and how I drive. None of the scratches on this car were caused by me. Every one was put there by somebody else.

I plan to walk around and see if I can find a car with my red paint on the right front corner of it's bumper. When I find who did it...HEADS WILL ROLL, BABY!

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found out I'm pregnant

Lady Maria — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:20:18 GMT

That's not the problem, we're happy (though it was very unplanned/unexpected). I have enjoyed some of the responses I've gotten when I spread the news, BUT, this hooch I know just stared at me and said "wow. you need a baby like I need a hole in my head"...
WTF is that supposed to mean? What a bitch!
SOAB!!!!

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Uuuuugh!!!

dragonlady247 — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:02:45 GMT

Dislocated my f'in elbow on my dominant arm about 2 wks ago. In dance class because of a slippery floor. No work until the end of October and LOA pay equals approx 1 day of pay per week. How the fuck does one survive on that???

SOAB!!!

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People pretending to be something their not...

Elsie — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:20:16 GMT

I hate it, why are people so set on being something that they obviously arent?

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REPUBLICANS!

chuckster — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:05:12 GMT

!!!SOAB!!!

I'm surrounded by them at work! They are everywhere! They spend all day discussing how "great" McCain and what's her name are.

I haven't felt this nauseous since TBS broadcasted a Ronald Reagan movie marathon a few months back.

As an Obama supporter, I don't know what to do. Should I express my support at work and risk being jumped in the parking lot, having my car keyed or being shouted at O'Reilly style?

!!!SOAB!!!

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How's This For a Shitty Week?

Psyche — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:26:35 GMT

I lost my change purse last Monday. Here's the thing: I use my change purse like a wallet, so every card I own is in there. So when I lost it, I also lost my ID, two library cards, my ATM card, the card that my bank account number is on, and my bus pass. Fortunately, I had enough money on me to get home. My ATM card was easy to replace-all I did was call the bank up and tell them it was lost-but the rest won't be too easy to replace. It costs money to replace the two library cards and I need ID to do so (these libraries won't let me on the computers without a library card).

SOAB!!!

-psyche

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DEMOCRATS!!!!!

mescaleromartini — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:23:33 GMT

piss me off just as much as republicans do!!!!!

and i refuse to be affiliated with either disaster of a party

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TRIBE!!!

mahf-man — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:59:22 GMT

Thou hath incurred my wrath!!!!

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a sad note...

Lady Maria — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:37:26 GMT

I hate this...
As some of you knew, I was expecting a baby. I miscarried last Friday, and was hopitalized for three days, AND had a shit ton of problems the whole time. It was hard both emotionally and physically, but we're doing ok. One day at a time, and the thing that gets me is how so many people don't see it as a death, and the STUPID ASS SHIT people say (like better now than later, OR, better than having a baby with some sort of birth defect). That baby was real to us and a caring parent loves their baby no matter what. I will never understand the utter carelessness...
On that note, here's my other SOAB-
My insurance company is giving me hell about getting my tubes tied. My doctors deem it medically urgent, the insurance people don't. (Not going to give you all my medical history, but lets just say my girl parts give me a lot of grief, and I can't take birth control, nor can I have anything implanted. So, we have to be careful). I'll pay out of pocket if I have to, but why should I? I have insurance for just such needs!
Tell me how this makes sense...

Mothafuccin SOAB!!!!!!!!

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where's my damn peaches?

Lady Maria — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:15:57 GMT

A friend of mine and I ordered a lug of peaches a few weeks ago. Well, they came in, and she said that she was going to pick them up and bring them to my house around 6.
She never showed, and won't answer her phone. I do trust her, that's not the issue here. I'm sure something came up. But dammit, I WANT A PEACH! My mouth has been watering for a succulent peach ALL DAY! I can't get one from the store, it's just not the same.....

SOAB!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I see stupid people

Amanda — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:28:35 GMT

It has been years now, I just can't stand it, a lifetime of stupidity. Hate your guts Latvian asshole, apex of asinine stupidity, well, that makes it, I guess.

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tribe is always down

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:29:42 GMT

down i say and its normaly for a day at a time...oh son of a bitch

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!@@$#%&^*&()&#%#

Pierced Goddess — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:14:21 GMT

Yeah, that is how I feel. Yet, not allow to express it......

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how the hell is this ok

alVacado — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:56:30 GMT

i got a home equity loan and a friend i play softball with is a contractor and I'd asked his advise on some project on home repair. he's a nice guy, but from the beginning, he was not good at returning calls. read: not professional. i left messages that said: i respect and trust you as a person and i'm willing and able to pay for your services and work so this is a Real Job (thinking that he might have been putting me off because it was a friend job, and thinking i thought i would get some kind of discount).

we finally did connect and he wrote up a bid, one that did not include a discount but it suited my personal quirks of trusting someone in and around my house and dog while i wasn't there.

i thought we had resolved the issue of him not returning my calls or keeping his word on when he would be by and when he would call me back. I was very adamant that i could not and would not do business with him if he was not going to be a good comunicator and keep his word as a professional.

my rebuild of a porch/deck was coming along nicely and last night he asked me to leave a check as the progress payment bid had spelled out. i wrote out a check for another thousand.

he left me a message today saying to call him, and it sounded kind of ominous. i called when i got out of work and left a message.

i got home, the check was gone, and the deck is NOT complete. it's the same as yesterday.

soab!!!

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words cannot express how I feel about this....

Lady Maria — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:27:35 GMT

a brief summary of what went down.... (at work)
I was walking in from outside, and I walked right into the ass end of a conversation. All I heard was that some guy had a really wierd name, but what do you expect, and then resounding laughter. So I, figuring they were talking about a porn star or something, inquired.
They were actually talking about a man named Rashad, and how he must be either be.. quote... "from Iran or Louisiana"
I stopped smiling. WTF is that, seriously??
I just stood and listened as a lady told me the tale of her WHITE cousin moving to Des Moines and marrying some guy named Rashad and having a baby girl and the baby was kinda cute considering.... and the WHITE cousin came back to visit and now she talks like A BLACK. (her words).... she was wondering how someone can just start talking like another race and not be from that race.
I HAD to stay quiet for a minute... I had to put some thought into it, I didn't want to get ultra pissy and not get any point across.
So I started to tell her of my mother living in Mexico, and picking up the language. I told her of my friend who turned down a VERY high paying job offer because of something like that as well (which is just plain ludicrous). I told her I thought it was VERY ignorant for her to even question something SO stupid. She cut me off and started arguing with me, telling me that's ALL different, it's not the same, blah blah blah. I reminded her of her nasty little "indian women" remark from a while back, and her gay jokes, and told her she goes too far. I told her I find it ALL to be overly offensive. She got stupid mad and started babbling at me, and I just walked away. I wanted to ask her what she meant by that remark about the baby being "kinda cute, considering"... but I gave up.
I am going over some heads.... this is something that I feel needs to be addressed. I have tried to tell her that she should watch her mouth, but she just keeps at it.
WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do so many people still think like that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOAMFB!

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mama effin sunburns

Lady Maria — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:19:34 GMT

I, being the smartest person on earth, decided to lay on my tummy at the pool and chat with a friend. Thinking I was only going to be there for a short period, I didn't bother with sunscreen.
Well, I was there for almost 2 hours, in the scorching sun.
Holy SHIT, I'm burnt like grama's pancakes!!
My fault, I know... but I can still complain!
SOAMFB!!!
***OUCH***

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damn. this is shitty

sOwhat. — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:17:46 GMT

its one of those 1:50pm Thursday kind of days.
i really should be in school getting a lecture of my substitute teacher who thinks my attitude is like "similar to a head chef", but no im at work experience.
Work experience is similar to working in a sweat shop, you get little or no money to sit on your ass and fix somebody elses shit for school.
You see i have to do this or else i won't pass my year 11 course, which means no year 12, which means goodbye university.
i hate the schooling system.
I've been here since the beginning of the week and i've seen things here that will make you scared. (BTW// im doing this for IT computers, so ultimately i have to work at an IT place).

1.WITHIN..the first 5 minutes of me being here i was going through the OH&S (Occupational Health and Safety) procedure, the guy who's supervising me told me that there's only one exit which is the entry.
WITHIN those first 5 minutes, the guy who said that to me started a fire.
2.WITHIN... the first 1 hour or me being here, the guy who was superivising me was showing me how to pull apart tower (computer tower). AS SOON as he pulled of the fan, a big, fat, juicy cockroach decided that it and their babies were going to run out of the fan.
3. I AM the only female employee that they have/had so that means the toilet is EFFiNK RANK! (really really really disgusting)
4. THE GUY who owns this place can't say my name properly (Zara) so he calls me "Zed".
5. ONE OF THE GUYS keeps on accidently dropping their pen. DUMBASS how many times can you drop your pen?!

I'm truly over this.

HELP ME KEEP SANE.

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Racial Pride??--Annoying

Abe — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:07:39 GMT

So today on my way to work I get behind this deep emerald green (I mean totally so green) Mitsubishi Mirage that has a vanity plate, "SHMROCK" on it. Surrounding the plate is the cover which says "stop yoddling, I'd rather be singing" It has an etched bumper sticker (that means it's etched into the paint and is green too, that says "VIP Very Irish Person" I just thought "gosh that guy is going too far, it's funny how being in such a melting pot as in the US you can get these people that don't even call themselves American, "I am Irish, oh I am German, I am full blood Italian, I am the Italian Stallion, I am Puerto Rican" etc....It makes me sick....maybe it's because I am Bi -Racial, I think I need a bumper sticker that reads "HOT WASABI ON YOUR 12 POUND STEAK" or something or other to shout out my Racial Pride"
Anyone else get annoyed by these things?
People always ask me where I am from.
A usual conversation goes like this,
Speaker: Where are you from
Me: Phoenix
Speaker: No I mean what's your Nationality
Me: American
Speaker: NO no I mean what is your background?
Me: I am half Japanese and half White
Speaker: Oh well what kind of White,
Me: Umm well I am a Johnson, I have a Grandad that has Swedish and French Origins
Speaker: oh well that's how you got so tall and handsome--(if they are gay)

Uggh it fuckin annoys me!

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Gas Prices!

chuckster — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:31:36 GMT

I'm suprised nobody else mentioned this one.

GAS PRICES!

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

Talk about being bent over at the pump! It's over $4.40 a gallon for regular here in Orange County and climing almost daily. I've been riding my bike more and driving only to work and back.

It's a rip-off, man!

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Walmart picture kiosk

CuriousinKY — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:49:25 GMT

SOAB! Was in wally world today wanting to print out 18 pictures, no cropping (already did that at home to save time), just printing out pictures. Get there and one machine was down. There two people ahead of me at the next one. Ok shouldn't take too long - right? Wrong! First lady was printing out like 125 pictures (no kidding stack was 2 1/2 inches thick when she was done) and it took like 45 minutes for hers to print. While hers were printing me and another guy had ours loaded and ready for print. I still had to finish grocery shopping, drive 1/2 hour home and 1/2 hour to an appointment. Luckily I made it with minutes to spare. There should be a limit on how many pictures you can print in one setting! SOAB

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fraud? theft?

Lady Maria — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:26:02 GMT

Saturday my husband worked, didnt close, but one of the closers left some prime rib out.... and they're closed on Sunday, so....
Monday ALL of the employees are indirectly informed that there will be a 25 dollar deduction from their check. Even those who didn't work that day.
My husband, being a man who stands up for what is right, pipes up to the boss yesterday. Told him he didn't think it was right, or legal, for him to do that. The boss smirked at him and said "oh really... what are you going to do about it". Hubby clearly stated that he was not trying to start trouble, that he simply questioned the tactics being used to prove a point. He also pointed out that most of the people being punished weren't there at all. Again, the boss smiled and said "so what".
Hunny quit, took another guy with him, and since we are now leaving for vacation, is going to call the Better Business Bureau upon return......

Is it legal for that smarmy assclown to do that??
SOAMFB

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Goddam ex-boyfriend!

Rowan — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:09:59 GMT

Sooo....my ex has recently moved back to town and while we didn't have a hideous breakup it certainly was painful. Things were rather strained between us but he's been trying to be my buddy again. Y'know- that "we can still be friends" shit. Fine, I thought. No sense being an asshole to him- I really did wish him well.

So we're getting all chummy...he's helping me with some yardwork, and doing some carpentry. Fine. He's giving me the whole "I still love you" crap. Things are okay, but a little sensitive and awkward. He seems realy sincere and kinda interested in starting things up again. Then I have a Halloween party this weekend and invite him.

And he brings a date!
A 22-year-old date! (He's almost 40)

He says "she's just a friend" but it's obvious from the silly flirting and the snuggle snuggle in the couch that's bullcocky. I was gracious and tried to ignore them but I just wanted to go over there and smash their heads together hard to see what kind of noise it would make.

What a SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!

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Moving

Pierced Goddess — Fri, 23 May 2008 21:04:36 GMT

SONOFABITCH!!! I hate moving, I hate moving, I hate moving!!!!

SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH SONOFABITCH

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This poor bastard had a real SOAB day

Sat, 10 May 2008 03:41:39 GMT

ROCK ISLAND, Tenn. - One moment, Justin Hill was turning into his driveway. Minutes later he was being flown to a hospital as his home went up in flames. Then he got a traffic ticket.
Hill, 42, got into a crash after turning into the path of an oncoming car Tuesday evening, said Tennessee Highway Patrol Officer Monte Terry. Hill's wife heard the crash and ran outside, leaving the kitchen stove, where she had been cooking, unattended.
Within minutes, their Rock Island trailer was on fire, and firefighters who had responded to the accident found themselves fighting the blaze.
The rural central Tennessee home had extensive damage. Hill was treated at the hospital and released, but he was cited in the accident for failure to yield.

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Hangover

Sat, 24 May 2008 19:23:26 GMT

SOAB my head hurts this morning, why did I drink somuch beer & tequila lastnight, what was I thinking....SOAB!!!!

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Pandora

Psyche — Fri, 23 May 2008 18:53:21 GMT

I'm a subscriber of Pandora, and sometimes when I play it I want to throw my keyboard into the screen.

Here's the thing about Pandora: you type in an artist, and they create a "radio station" based on the type of music the artist plays. They will play the chosen artist, and Pandora will add for good measure artists simillar to said artist for your enjoyment.

Here's the problem: sometimes you get artists related to your chosen artist, but only vaguely. If you have a station devoted to Voltaire, for instance, you'll get Voltaire. But you also get a million shitty folk bands, just because Voltaire is an artist who plays acoustic guitar. Or you type in The Birthday Massacre (a band with a very eighties New Wave sound) and you get Flock of Seagulls.

And you have no control over what you listen to on the station. You can't play a particular song you like, you have to wait for it to come up on the station. The only way you can get rid of a shitty song is if you give it a thumbs down or tell the program not to play it for a month. And you can't skip all the songs you want. So if you use up your skips in an hour, and a crappy song come up, you can't skip it!

Arggghhh!!

So annoying!

-psyche

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Turning my luau into a frat party

Laughingatyounotwithyou — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:14:10 GMT

So I'm hosting a cheesy luau this weekend. Dollar Tree had a ton of luau party supplies and I thought, "why not?". Everyone is wearing festive gear, there are leis with shot glasses attached, the place will be decorated with hula girls and palm trees and the menu reflects the theme. Fun, right? Well, today I got an email advising me that one of the invitees (not in my circle of friends but is connected to us through some of the people at the party) is bringing his beer pong table. Beer pong. Let me point out that I'm 35 and everyone attending is over 30 (including the jackass bringing the beer pong table).

Jesus F'ing Christ, at 35 should I really have to email people the day before my party to ask them not to bring their beer pong table to my luau? Last time I checked there were no greek letters outside my apartment door.

SOAMFB!!!!

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the most ignorant thing said to me thusfar......

Lady Maria — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:27:24 GMT

My city has been having issues with overcrowded schools, therefore, they have begun to build larger schools. Elementary schools, that is. For some idiotic reason, everyone is super focused on the elementary level and I guess that once they move on, it's every man for himself....
Today I was discussing this with a lady I work with. I was pointing out the large group that my daughter will be graduating with... here's how the conversation went:

Me: My daughter will be graduating with a class nearly 4 times the size of mine, yet the school is still the same size.
Her: That's because she goes to West
Me: No, it's because our population is growing faster than the city itself
Her: well maybe THEM indian ladies should stop having so many kids. I see pregnant indian women downtown all the time and they have like 4 or 5 kids already.
Me: oh, that's nice. When I go home tonight I guess I'll have a talk with Katie (my daughter) about not having kids because you think there's enough of THEM
and I got up and grabbed my purse and stomped off!!

To Ice the cake, she can't figure out why I got so pissed off.....

SOAMFB!!!!

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The Doofus that made us late

Pierced Goddess — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:02:18 GMT

I drive my kids to school, we live in a RIGHT TURN ON RED state. Doofus head, missed one light, then didn't turn when he could, had yet an another chance to turn and did not. The crossing guard had to tap on his window to go and turn. Doofus was on his cell phone!! We just barely made it to school on time!

SONOFABITCH!!!

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whiney old prune

Lady Maria — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:08:30 GMT

Funny I am bitching about bitching in a tribe dedicated to bitching, but hear me out.
I am forced upon this older woman every morning at 7, and I am alone with her for a half an hour every day at work. She greets me the SAME way every day for 7 years, and I think I am about to punch her.
her- good morning Maria, did you sleep well last night?
me- morning, I guess I did.
her- well, not me, you're so lucky. I just don't know what to do I can't ever get any sleep, and this job is just wearing me out. I don't think I can make it today **in a whiney, high pitched, nasal tone**
me- oh. Did you try taking a tylenol PM or something
her- no, I don't like that kind of stuff. ....
me- it would help you if you have insomnia the way you say you do
her- no. But I'm so tired. I don't think I can handle work today

OMG retire! Seriously, she's old. If you don't want to take the steps to get a good night sleep, DON'T BITCH AT ME EVERY FUCKING MORNING!!!!
And even if I ignore her, she follows me around and whines at me. At 7 in the morning. When I just got there, and Im not a morning person. When I clearly state that I need my coffee, and scowl.

SOAMFB!

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Hate having to get ID

Abe — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:02:16 GMT

So today I decided to take the day off work to get a replacement Social Security Card
Long story
I am always loosing important info because I hide it so deep, I can't even remember where it was.
This is the 2nd time I've had to get one
This is because I had my partner's brother stay with us who's life was in the shitter a meth addict etc, it was very difficult but I hid everything
Then we had my recently diagnosed bi-polar sister stay with us for a bit and I had to hide everything again
Consequently I am loosing the most important parts and it takes me forever to find the right paperwork!!!! arggghhhhh

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I am going to SCREAM!

Lady Maria — Sat, 03 May 2008 21:01:00 GMT

I hate it when someone ELSE is in a shitty mood! I REALLY hate it when they take it out on others and blame everyone else for it.

SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!

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Damn that KFC!!!

chuckster — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:08:42 GMT

Last night I decided I needed a Twister Combo from KFC.

So I'm driving home from a friends' house and I stop by a KFC to get it to go. I get home and dig through the bag...AND MY FRIES ARE MISSING!!!

!!!SON OF A BITCH!!!

Normally, I check the bag before leaving a fast food place but I guess I got lazy. The ONE time I forget to check...

So I call them up and explain what happened. The woman asked for my ticket number (I still had the receipt) and put me on hold for 5 minutes. Finally, she gets back on the phone and says I can come by and get my fries. I told her I have to drive 4 miles and that I should get some sort of compensation.

Back on hold for 3 more minutes....

She comes back and said I could also have a desert at no charge.

I drove back and collected my fies and desert, but I was still mighty PISSED!

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phone companies

CuriousinKY — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:14:44 GMT

What's up with phone companies not being able to run fiber optics to us "farm people" so that we may have DSL. Son of a bitch! AT&T stopped running the fiber optic cable at the beginning of my property and won't run it further. I want DSL, but no, I am stuck in dial up HELLL!!!! SON OF A BITCH. oh, yeah, satellite is the only thing we get here also and hard to get satellite internet without paying an arm and a leg!!!

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Son of a bitch

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:38:40 GMT

That's really all I can say about it....just "son of a bitch". If any situation ever deserved a "son of a bitch", this one does. You're just going to have to trust me. :`-(

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Sh!tty Day

Pierced Goddess — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:09:25 GMT

SOAB!!!

Yesterday sucked big furry donkey balls!!

People not listening when you tell them you had a BAD (REALLY BAD) day and they don't listen and choose to mess with the rest of the day. When I finally tell him to EF off he gets an attitude!!

How is this my fault, I gave fair warning.

SON OF A BITCH!!

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Airline travel

flaneuse — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:37:51 GMT

Need I say more?

Actually, for many years I LIKED flying. I rarely had any significant delays, never had a cancellation. I even liked the food, back when they served hot meals. The whole experience felt special, like a ritual. It was even a little bit glamorous.

What bums me out is how awful the experience has become. The humiliating part of taking off your shoes in security (like you're a captive, so you don't run away); the way my organic yogurt was confiscated as a threat to national security; the ever-tighter rows and aisles; screaming babies and restless children, some of whom inevitably throw up.

The very WORST part, for me, was a few flights back when they showed a movie and actually asked the whole plane to lower the windowshades. SOAB!!! Looking out the window is the one enjoyable thing left about flying! I always request a window seat - when else do most of us have an opportunity for a view like that? I like to watch the world drift by, see how the human settlement pattern changes, notice natural features like rivers and mountains, etc. I can watch a movie any goddamn time (one that I actually *want* to see!). As if we don't have enough media in our lives.

Arrrrgh, SOAB!

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Answers

Rustan — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:08:31 GMT

I would say that above all else the thing that makes me angry is the lack of justification in the world. Is any one else like this? I mean it can be trifling or supreme but whatever the situation you can't give accounts to form a real concrete conclusion. Maybe I am simply angry at having this desire when in the end no truth can be attained. In that case I wonder who to blame for making me this way. When I find out then I shall be angry with them.

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God damn son of a bitch stupid ass women

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:32:02 GMT

My supervisor is a non english speaking bitch from Jamaica and I swear to Christ I can't seem to do a damn thing right or give an answer that is right.. bitch pissed me off so bad on friday I ended up in the worst fight ever with my wife, "son of a bitch"

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the Village Inn

Lady Maria — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:46:51 GMT

It closed 58 stores nationwide yesterday, with no warning to it's employees AT ALL. I know this because my husband was a manager at one of the two in our town. Both were built within the last 3 years, and both were perpetually busy. Apparently the economy is the reason they decided to do that.
So...
Now we have about 200 people unemployed in our fairly small town, including my husband.
And, I am still a bit speechless over the whole "whoa is our economy" fucking story... Not to say that times aren't hard but a little warning AT LEAST!!!!
Here's to my jobless man! (tips beer can at 3:50 PM)
SOAB

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my mans ex is haunting us

Lady Maria — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:23:07 GMT

I have been married for TEN years, I am thirty one.....
So why now, after at least 12 years, does my husbands ex decide to resurface??? I trust him, he wouldn't touch her with the neighbor's penis, it's her. She was a hooch when we went to school together, I hear things haven't changed.
I swore I was done with high school..... this is bullshit. I am going to have to get my combat boots out of my mothers basement and dust 'em off with her face.
SOAB

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Oh, I just got hit by a car today, that's all....

Lady Maria — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:30:48 GMT

Yes, it's true. It was dark out, I parked up the hill from where I work, as I do every day. I had my purse, my bag, my lunch, and a duffel of clean towels in my arms.
I have to cross a rather busy intersection, and I get MOST of the way across, when this a$$hole turns up the hill behind me on the wrong side of the road. Not only do they turn up the wrong side of the road, but they were going a bit too fast. So they did this cute little skiddy bop, and the tail end of the vehicle tapped my ass and laid me out.
I landed on my hands and knees, everything with me flew out all over the remainder of the street in front of me. I sat there for a second, in total disbelief, then I got up and looked up the hill, and they were gone.
Great, a hit and run. I didn't see a damn thing because they were behind me, all I know is it was a dark blue or black SUV.
I did sustain minor injuries, nothing tragic. My left knee is purple and scraped up pretty good. The other one is just a little sore. My butt has a really sore area that I'm sure will turn into a nice bruise.
Too bad NOONE else was around, this idiot got away with it!

I wanted to call the police and give them a description of my ex's Durango.... but I refrained.

SOAB!!!!

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Housemate encroaching on my life

flaneuse — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:49:22 GMT

I need a place to vent about something, and don't really have anyone to vent to, so here goes.

A few months ago one of my housemates and I had an opening for the third housemate. We interviewed a handful of people and settled on a woman whose bouncy personality we thought could be a good counterpoint to the two of us who tend to spend more time in our rooms, reading and writing, etc. During the selection process, Ms. Bouncy sends us an email saying she's mostly interested, but not sure, because she's gotten involved with one of her current housemates, blah blah. (I think: bad judgment, and flaky besides, because the two of us don't really need to know all this detail about someone we've just met).

But, my housemate ( male, gay if that matters) likes Ms. B better than the other candidates, and I'm more neutral, so Ms. B moved in in December. One day I come home, she's got her bare feet up on our dining room table (I think: uncouth, gross). But I deal with it, 'cause she has just moved in and I'm trying to make nice. I share a bathroom with Ms. B, and after a bit of time it becomes clear she's using my face towel by the sink. (I think: was she raisedin a barn?). It never occurred to me to ask people about these things in a housemate interview, because in every other place I've lived, everybody obviously had their own linens, and nobody put their feet on the dining table. A few weeks later she gets SICK and is coughing and sniffling, and I tastefully ask "do you want to keep a towel on the rack where [previous guy] kept his?" Duh!!

Then she moves in with about a ton of art (much of it not so great, IMO) and of course wants to put it up all over the house. I resist, not wanting to see every single open space filled with something (esp. bad/mediocre art). She says it's not that much. I count the various canvases and shadowboxes she's proposing to put up: 16 pieces.

So, my housemates conceive a housewarming that is an open house/brunch where we each invite all our friends. At that event, Ms. B meets a bunch of my friends and is now socializing with two of them. Now when those friends have parties, I get to see Ms. B. I'm pretty sure she's sleeping with the guy, since she was going over to his place one afternoon and she didn't come home that night. I'm not wild about this -- I met her friends, and didn't feel a burning desire to become part of their social network -- but it's a free country, right? So I try to stuff my feelings while wishing we'd chosen another housemate candidate.

Then the last straw: the other night, my boyfriend is out at a dance -- one we usually go to together, but I've stayed in because it's a cold slushy night. He calls to say it's poorly attended and says he's heading over to my place. He doesn't show within the usual transit time, and I call him to ask if I have time to hop in the shower before he arrives. He says, "Oh, guess who's here ! Your housemate! I'm giving her a ride home." Of course they've been dancing together. I'm eagerly awaiting his arrival because I haven't seen him all week, and he's dancing with Miss Fucking Bouncy, who just happens to have the same hobby we do -- one that isn't all that common.

Now I'm stuck, and resentful. I am bitchy to Ms. B, which makes me feel crappy because she's not a horrible person or anything; I just wish she had a better sense of boundaries. I have always *liked* my housemates, but I live with people as an *economic arrangement* in an expensive city, not because I want to build a social network through them.

SON OF A BITCH ! ! ! Everything was fine 'til SHE moved in.

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update on Sir Douchebag

Lady Maria — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:11:17 GMT

We never heard from him again. My daughter has a myspace account, and she noticed that he was gone from her friends list today. At first I was pissed, but then I dug a little deeper and noticed that she had written a hate-my-father blog and a ton of people commented on it. Everyone has unanimously decided that they hate him now. Well, you reap what you sow, mister!
I was actually quite amused to discover that he not only removed himself from her friends list, but from myspace all together!
Way to go, champ!! What a man....
stupid SOAB!!!

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the great sport of hookie

Lady Maria — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:26:57 GMT

OK, we've all done it. You wake up, and decide that you would rather chew on broken glass than leave the house.

But to call in when you know all hell has broke loose, and then tell everyone that you went shopping and out to lunch, well, that pisses me off.

If you just can't stand to come in, fine, but don't rub it in our faces the next day, you inconsiderate SOAB!

PS... it's not cool to tell your coworkers about your hot game of hookie....

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-kerplunk-

jmgthatsme — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:27:12 GMT

I dropped my digital camera in a beer two weeks ago. Fried it. So bummed.

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Bad boss

Tina — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:09:39 GMT

Do you have/had one? I did and I believe she came from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to hear your experiences: contact me at steventina4239@yahoo.com

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better late than ever for beer!

Lady Maria — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:45:18 GMT

I know this is really stupid, but hear me out, someone out there will feel my pain....
So we have this little tradition amongst about fifteen of us.... to celebrate a birthday we go out and sing some karaoke. We get stupid and sing stupid songs and dance to stupid music, and all is fun.
Tonight we celebrate a birthday. She decides to go downtown at 7 BEFORE we hit Lewis for karaoke. The only thing is, hardly any of us like downtown, and prefer to have a pre party and hit the bar at 9 or so. That's what the tradition has been forever.
It sucks. I say that because the girl who we are celebrating for is a pud when it comes to having fun. She is going to be tired and wanting to go home by midnight, I can guarantee it.
I know it's her party and she can do what she wants, but Wah! Noone else wants to do it that way. She's a hard bargainer, so noone wants to even bother her with it.
I feel like half of my night is ruined already, and no, I can't be positive about it. So I'm going to whine.
SOAB

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benign

miamaybe — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:19:13 GMT

SOB this thing hurts!!! Not all the time but right now at this moment AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!
I'd cut it out myself if I could.

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Snow

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:26:12 GMT

Snowed in AGAIN. I need to go out and do some shopping which is fine because I have a 4X4 with snow tyres but it's everyone else that is the problem. There are two kinds of people that drive in snow, those that can't and those that think they can and can't and they create havoc!

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Things I see or do everyday or almost everyday --That I HATE!!!!

Abe — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:17:34 GMT

Stuff that annoys me that I see or do everyday
Start your rant here!

1. Styrofoam boxes--I use them for breakfast everyday at work, can't they stack paper plates instead? or Paper boxes?
2. Styrofoam wrapping--Ever unwrap an order and the shit gets everywhere? and it's so not eco friendly!
3. Styrofoam anything--Do away with it already
4. Football on TV--That's great but it's way overrated--only 14 games a year and you call that a career?
5. American Pride Bumper Stickers---Don't you know we're the only country that does that?
6. Left Turn stop lights---Geezus can I just get to the caddy corner and back without having to wait 5 minutes everytime?
7. Annoying co-worker that doesn't read memos--Can't she read it herself instead of asking me all the info?
8. Pet Psychics--any kind of Psychics--Okay I don't see them everyday well, actually I do there are tons in Phoenix
9. Construction Projects--Nothing against Construction workers, just their damn bosses that take so damn long and fuck up traffic.
10. Texas Accents on 50 year old+ guys,--I am sorry but it rubs me the wrong way, some of the narrowest minded people there are!
11. Dully Pickups---seriously do you really need that thing? I mean you only haul the boat to the lake twice a year!
12. Oversize Driver mirrors--every see those gynormous trucks with oversize side mirrors that look like an arm?
13. People who don't pull up all the way to the next car at a stop light--Seriously Move on up! and / or when they do it's so slow
14. People who have trucks and talk on cell phones---It just seems they are so much more annoying than other driver cell phone talkers
15. People into brands of soup or food--had to go shopping for a friend, long story, hated his need for brands
16. Pet Stores--Seriously do they have to be that big? and no your dog doesn't need a singing reindeer!
17. Dog Poop--I have 2 minature poodles, love them to death but hate cleaning up poop, can't they just go in one corner in the yard?
18. Myspace friend requests--Can't spammers think of anything more original than hot chicks?
19. People who ask what's that? instead of reading the damn menu--The story of my lunch hour at the cafeteria
20. People who talk forever on a phone at work--seriously dude send an email!!!
21. Crazy Fuck up politians--Just because your Repo doesn't mean you have to vote for that GOD LOVING DUMB ASS SOB!
22. DUI laws in Arizona--carrying a stolen concealed weapon gets you a lighter sentence!
23. Police that are stalkers--seriously shouldn't you be hunting down car jackers, prostitutes and theives instead of bar hoppers?
24. Subway--I am sorry but their bread sucks--doesn't someone else need the money?
25. Big Sodas--Do you really need to walk around with your gallon of Diet Soda and wonder how you can loose weight?
26. Mechanics--Not all but their are so many con-artist, oil drippin' grease monkeys out there!
27. Lame private Contractors--how hard is it to get me an itemized invoice to give to insurance?
28. Empty Parking lots--Can't we widen a road or plant trees instead of creating an asphalt planet of our neighborhood
29. Sun City, Arizona--smack dab now in Metro Phoenix, Old people, Slow Cadillacs, no collaboration with other cities to create good infrastructure
30. Heat! --Hell it's not just a DRY HEAT we have, we have the whole gamma of heat, Sticky Heat, Muggy Heat, Furnace-Blasted Heat, Dusty Heat, Smoggy Heat and just plain old damn HEAT!
31. Email spam--Seriously dude, you think I would want to send money to Nigeria or need Breast Implants?

Other than that life in Phoenix is great!

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Ice!

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:40:07 GMT

This is 4 days late because I haven't been connected but:

Moving day
3rd floor apartment
3 flights of icy stairs
SOAFB!!!

'nuf said.

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alright, he's a douchebag

Lady Maria — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:12:46 GMT

My daughter's father got super drunk over the weekend while she was there, and started talking to other people, in front of her, about child support. (I guess he pays too much. BooHoo, he has 4 kids by 4 women, you would think by now he has it figured out , and by the way, I'm woman number 1). My daughter decided to pipe up and tell him that raising a kid is expensive (glad to see I raised her with a level head). He told her to shut up, that's just tough shit, and then he really fucked up after that. He turned to his friend, and said that he has wasted 14 years of his life paying for THAT, and pointed at my daughter (who, in case you haven't guessed it, is 14).
Well, that my friends, was the final straw. I have let my daughter make the choice to keep that fucktard in her life long enough. This is obviously not the first stupid thing he has said, but it's the last.
I called and tried to talk, but of course, I'm a bitch, and I am just picking on the poor guy. Oh woe is he! I told him that since he seems to have no remorse for totally crushing her, and since he has no desire to apologize, that he can just be done being daddy. My daughter said she doesn't want to see him anymore now, so that's that.
I feel kinda stupid for letting her even know that drunk bastard, but I didn't want anyone blaming me for love lost.
What I want to do is burn his brand new Dodge to the ground and roast some mallows over it.....
SOAB

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The Environmental Bandwagon

Abe — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:06:33 GMT

I just hate how everyone has pulled on the evironmental Bandwagon and added their fat corporate seat to the bus! I mean it's everywhere now, and everyone thinks that they can add their little piece of the pie to justify their gross waste. My company is one of the biggest trucking companies in America, very well known, and they've created a whole department so to speak to think of ways they can pitch their advertising coupled with the environment, this Department head writes a post on our messageboard, and that some other GM kinda slapped her in the face by giving derogatory comments on how bio-fuels are not the solution but alternative fuels are--hillarious.
Trust me I love the environment, I think Americans only woke up to the fact of saving nature when they saw their gas bills go up--Gas is only one part of it!
Today I heard the prestigious rock station here, pitching an environment "tip"
It's just sick?
What about other aspects such as recycling, using land more wisely, and alt fuels? Gahst!

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somehow............

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:20:04 GMT

i ended up living in a community that is much like a fraternity/suburbia AT THE SAME TIME
its horrible
and i have frost bite blisters and this weird itchy thing on my ankle
bitch
(im also allergic to mangoes)

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lost all my phone numbers

AverageAmerican — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:11:42 GMT

ok, so got a new phone. move the nunbers from the old phone to it.
loaded up active sync and when i synced the contacts from outlook it wiped out the existing numbers.

136 numbers, vanished on the spot.

SOABSOABSOABSOABSOABSOABSOAB

so, contacts in phone list is same as contacts in email

SOABSOABSOABSOABSOABSOABSOAB

i hate my new phone now

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Premium Tribe?

chuckster — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:34:41 GMT

!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!

What's all this crazy talk about charging a fee to use Tribe!?!? They're a bunch of greedy capilalist creating a class system in our once equal Tribe society

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SOAB! I burnt my HAIR!

Dina — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:26:22 GMT

OMG so today was a particularly hectic day at work. ALL day people were coming at me with shit, can you do this, can you do that, problems, phone calls - you name it! SO I go out after work with a couple girlfriends for some drinks and dinner, and as we are getting ready to wrap things up after dinner I go to lean over the table and get my bag and all of a sudden I smell something burning - OH SHIT my hair dipped into the candle thingy on the table. HOLY SHIT! it was BAD. well, my hair is intact and everything, but I have these burnt ends and it smells AWFUL! I had to apologize to the people next to us for harshing their dinner....UGH! the smell on the train going home was horrid. Now I'm going to go trim the ends in the bathroom.

SOAMFB!

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My bike was stolen

sara — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:29:05 GMT

I do not understand why poor, desperate people steal from other poor desperate people.
WHY don't they steal from some not so desperate people or PERHAPS- not steal at all.
My bike was my only mode of transportation. I cannot get to work without it. I live in a bad neighborhood. SO everyone said
it was bound to happen. I disagreed- I thought I could give it a chance. No.
SO. I am pissed and Now my 300 dollar bike that was chained with a "steal-proof" chain on a huge metal pole is gone.
I feel like pee wee...
"there is no basement in the Alamo!"
UHH SOAB.
-Sara

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SOAB MySpace and (supposed) boyfriends......!!!!*$&#%Y&

Dina — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:04:46 GMT

So I posted a while back about my hatred for MySpace. And then I posted something I am sure about my part time "man friend". To recap, this is someone I dated initially 14 years ago (when we were both 21) and have had some form of a relationship ever since (either bf/gf or just friends). I decided about 2 1/2 years ago that he was "THE ONE" and we have been seeing each other for about 2 years. It hasn't really gone anywhere though (mostly due to issues on his end) and I last saw him about 4 weeks ago and after that was thinking that I really just need to call it a day. Well, it happened for me! On Thursday night I decided to check out his MySpace band page (he deleted his personal profile) just out of curiousity and noticed he had created a new personal profile for himself. I clicked on it and the first thing it said was "I have an AMAZING girlfriend who makes me want to be a better person everyday". I'm thinking, "he can't possibly be talking about me!" if I was SO amazing we would have spoke sooner than 4 weeks! So I sent him a message and asked him about it. First he called me and I didn't pick up, then he responded to my message telling me that yes, he did have a new girlfriend, someone he had known for quite some time and turned out they both had feelings for each other. WTF!!!!!! so I called him and was like, you couldn't fucking TELL ME THIS in person or at least on the phone? I had to read about it on fucking MYSPACE!!!!!!!?????????? After 14 years, this is how I'm treated? There was more bullshit on the phone which I won't get into, but he kept saying how he should have told me but he was so afraid I would hate him, etc etc. well now at this point I am finished him for good and I have NO interest in being friends with him...I would never let my friends treat me this way!

WTF!??? I HATE MYSPACE!!!!!!!! AND HIM!

SOAMFGDB!

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Junk and Other Mail

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:50:00 GMT

Harry and David
Fredricks of Hollywood
Collectors Edge
Hammacher Schlemmer (who are they?)
The Crows Closet

This group I specifically asked NOT TO SEND ME THEIR PUBLICATION:

Southwest Indian Foundation
Broker Agent News
AARP

If anyone on this tribe works for these companies sorry just trying to go paperless in 5 years. Any suggestions how to stop the flow of Mags and Catalogues. A few years ago wrote a scathing letter to Victoria's Secret and told them stop sending their stuff. But that takes a lot of time and a lot of effort. Is there any do not send registries available?

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Subway... Eat Fresh, eventually

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:17:04 GMT

I have this bad habit of interrupting people during conversation. Assuming I'm very into the subject at hand. I will admit this and while it is not done intentionally, as soon as I realize I'm doing this I will apologize and do my best to not continue to do this. But there are times when people should not interrupt other people. Church, monologues, a firefighter trying to put out a fire... sex is a good one. I'm sure there are many more. Today I was made aware of another one. And the conversation went something like this, at the Subway drive thru:

Me: I'd like a six inch meatball sub on whea-
Her: What type of bread?
Me: What. With mozerella and if you don't have that I'd li-
Her: We don't have mozerella but we do have provolone. Would you like that?
Me: That's fine. As toppings I'd li-
Her: What would you like on that?
Me: I WOULD LIKE black olives, lettuce an-
Her: Black olives, lettuce, anything else?
Me: AND banana peppers if you have them.
Her: We have banana peppers...
Me: THOSE. PLEASE.
Her: And what type of bread?
Me: WHEAT!
Her: So that's a six inch meatball sub on wheat with provolone, lettuce, black olives and banana peppers?
Me: Yes, and a 21 ounce co-
Her: Anything to drink?
Me: Jesus fucking Christ! A TWEN-TY ONE OUNCE COKE.

When I got to the window, she made sure she had my order right.

!!! SOAB !!!

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just curious....

Lady Maria — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 23:40:19 GMT

If you live in the midwest, as I do, why must you bitch bitch bitch about snow, as if it's some new disease every time it falls? Of course it's a pain to scoop, and to drive at times.

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Where's My Sausage?

chuckster — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:56:57 GMT

Der Wienerschnitzel recently discontiued the Italian Sausage Combination ( the number 8) at all the location in my area and perhaps everywhere.

SON OF A BITCH! That was the only thing they sold that I liked besides the Bratwurst and they stopped selling that 2 years ago!

Now it's GONE!

I walked out of the place last week when they told me and went over to Arby's.

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PRETTY LITTLE CANCER STICKS

ROSE — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:00:13 GMT

There is a pretty little new cigarette out on the market now..the box is very retro looking, hip, cool and has a name that sounds like a perfume---CAMEL NO. 9?? WTF?? Of course it is made to appeal to teenage girls..this made me so angry today. I am trying to quit smoking myself so I am aware that I am ultra sensitive to this subject but HAYYYSUSE!!!!

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I was laid off three weeks before chistmas !!

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:18:31 GMT

so pissed off took 6 months before I could get a ssn waiting for the us immagration and took me 6 weeks to get a job so cool three weeks before chistmas I got laid off so hard to find a job in adrian, michigan ho ho !!

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My husband was fired today

Lady Maria — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:06:03 GMT

All over standing up for himself. I guess he was pulled into the office first thing YESTERDAY morning and was yelled at about what someone else had done, and was pretty much told to "pass it on" . That's what I gather, from what hunny bunny told me...
So of course he basically said fuck no do it yourself, and it escalated and he left.
Now he's been fired, and I have 2 kids to feed off my one measly income for now.
And no, he is not going to pursue anything legally or not in regards to his job. As far as he's concerned, it's been a long time coming...
But still, it is the holiday season.
SOAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hockey, britney spears, orange barrels, unions...

L3W15 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:19:23 GMT

yeah...its easy to put all that into one bitch session. lets start with hockey...I just moved to Detroit from the south. me being an avid hockey fan, love to go to the Red Wings games. Heres the issue....I have to go on ebay to even get tickets for any game because all the season tickets are sold out the theres a huge waiting list for them. 99% of the time getting 2 seats side by side for my girlfriend and myself is impossible to get so theyre easy to get on there sometimes. fucking snipers on ebay will out bid and do all that shit for the tickets at the last second for the tickets...then not even go to the fucking game!!! the season tiket holders will go to maybe 5 or 6 select games a season and then just take the burn on the other tickets they didnt use. theyre paid for...why not use them? it pisses me off knowing that all these tickets are sold out but then when I am watching the game on tv...theres tons of empty seats...WTF??!!! its called Hockeytown for a reason people..either go to the fucking games or give/sell the tickets to someone that will!!!!!

Britney Spears....ok..all I can say is this...WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!! every time i turn on the news shes on there...oh no..she gave custody to whats his name and went out that night....big fucking deal!! she is a person and this shit happens every day in the real world. Actually lets just add ALL celebs to this category...WHO CARES?!! people that are just as normal as the rest of us as far as looks go until hollywierd gets to them and does their makeup...they just have so much money that they do shit we dont get a chance to most of the time and get plasered all over the news....shit...give me 1/8 of any celebs income and I will make an ass of myself too...they dont have anything better to do just like the rest of us...they just do it in more obvious places...fuck em all...overpaid, drama class rejects that without editing....would be working in a factory or car lot like the rest of us...or doing some other menial job to survive in this shit stain economy our government has decided to hand us...

orange barrels...i did mention i just moved to detroit within the past couple months right...ok...why is every fucking interstate, highway, road, and street in this state under construction? all at the same time...it doesnt even look like they are making any progress at all. theyve been working in the same spot for weeks now? they get paid by the hour but damn......they hae decided to cut 4 lanes down to 1? and then watch as "rush hour" stops for over an hour in the same spot trying to move...oh BTW..when theres a sign saying a lane is closed ahead, why do people try to speed up to get in front of the other people only to clog up the lanes when they run out of room and are forced to merge into the traffic they just passed? they are the real problems in this shit storm of "highway maintenance" ...fuck them too..wheres my paintball marker?

jobs...wow...michigan is next to impossible to get a job in right now..auto industries are laying people off because of (drum roll please) UNIONS!!! ok..where im from we hardly have any unions and people are glad...they get to go to work and earn what they get paid...sure they may not make 1/2 of what a union worker makes..but at least they know they have a job even if someone gets pissed off..can someone explain this to me.....Going on strike, because of job security....ummm sounds like cutting your leg off before a race to me....actually sounds pretty fucking dumb to me...they go from making $25+ an hour..to $200 a week....WTF? and they "trust" their union leaders...why..their leaders are making bank while they are walking around carrying signs for some reason they may not even support or care about..all they want to do is get back to work so they can pay their bills and support their families but they cant because the UNION says so. Sure, unions were a good thing back in the day for fair work ethics, and fair wages and safety and all the shit that they DID get the everyday worker..but now...they could really just go away..their hurting the economy badly. with all the systems in place....there are tons of governmental orginizations that have been made for all of this stuff...OSHA for safety...and a ton of fair work policies, and wages, and well..you name it and somewhere its covered buy some orginization. the unions just keep digging into more and more...wanting more and more...i so dont want to have to join a union to get a job here...where im from we work for what we get paid and were damn happy to be working...we dont go on strike whenever something doesnt go our way....Unions= a grown up version of playground bullies. and yeah..guess what? you guessed it...fuck them too...

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SOAB day today

Jodans — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:29:17 GMT

(Mostly stolen and cleaned from my blog)
Today has been one of the worst days I have had in a long time.
Last night I hardly got any sleep due to "internal errors" to refrain from being graphic.
Then I FINALLY fall asleep and I wake up to a phone call.
It was my boss kindly calling to let me know it was 6:20am.
I'm already 20 minutes late for work.
Find out I set my alarm for 4:30PM not AM.
Great. So I throw on my uniform and out the door I go.
6:40.. 40 minutes late.
Start up the car.. excellent.. wait.. something.. wrong..
My music didn't start playing.
SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR!!!!
Stole my amplifier, left the speakers.
And stole the face-plate off my stereo.
BUT LEFT THE STEREO!
My glove box is wide open and obviously been rummaged through.
My monkeyfist knot is hanging out the passenger side.
I mean whoever did this obviously took their time, used BOTH passenger and driver side door.
Who are they to say that they are so important that they can enter my car and steal MY STUFF.
My amplifier was only like $30.. but that is a lot for me. It took me 3 days to finally give in and buy the damn thing.
The stereo.. that is just an INSULT.
The face plate is useless without the stereo. But no, they couldn't even leave me the ability to at least listen to something!
But no time to make a police report or anything, times a-tickin and I have to get to work.
So I show up to work, everything is fine and dandy.
Do my shift tired as hell.
No music of any form all day.
Amazingly, not even from some jerk driving by with his music way too loud.
Get relieved at 17:30.
I just got home(1900).. I-5 was backed up to god knows what the hell is wrong.
It took me 1 1/2 hours to drive about 10 miles.
Honestly, I am glad I didn't have any rocks.
I woulda started smashing windows.
What is it about traffic that brings out the idiot in people?
Driving on the shoulder, using BUS LANES to cut ahead of people. (Namely, me)
Apparently they are too ^*%@ing important to wait like the rest of us.
They are too good for society so the laws do not apply to them.
I just want to walk outside and scream.. you guessed it.. SOAB!

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overdrafts, antibiotics, and vet bills....

Lady Maria — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:42:38 GMT

That sums up my week.....
First the dog ate an entire bunch of bananas, peels and all. Of course this made him violently ill, and thus, I had to take him to the vet. I thought my oil change and tire rotation can wait another month.... oh well.
Then I wake up the next day sick as a dog.(pun intended) I have a fever for 2 days ranging from 101-104, I went to the doctor and they put me on 2 antibiotics. Since I don't have insurance, I don't need to tell you what I put out for that, as I missed 2 days of work. At least I had vacation pay for ONE of them.....
Then, I come home from work and running to the bank, to open the mail box and open an overdraft notice from the bank. I was not surprised, as I was just writing checks like I was Ivana Trump all week. The kicker was that after I opened this, I looked at my bank statement to see that I had three of them. So I just paid my bank 80.00, AKA my phone and internet bill. I called the automated system to see that all of my checks had gone through, and, of course, the biggest one still hasn't.
Fuck.......
Oh well, at least Christmas is coming.....
SOAB
and PS, I could still use an oil change.......

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Boyfriend booked for DUI

Abe — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:41:12 GMT

So as if I don't have enough drama in my life. The BF after a long happy day, on Sunday decides to go play poker (free league) at a dive bar. I decided I needed to go to Bed and get ready for my early Monday, he was taking Monday off, (he's a manager so he can do that with lots of time to spend before the end of the year) I tell him to ask me to pick him up if he drinks. He drinks and I get a call at 3AM from him at the police station. My heart sank. They have the strictist DUI laws in the country here. He's so embarrassed and worried. An exteme, it doesn't take much nowadays....I hate our overtly self-righteous, state when it comes to stuff like this.
They impounded his car for 30 days, facing 10 days of jail time and $3000 in fines and fees
argghh
I knew it would happen one day but not like this, on such a simple occasion---BITE MY LEG OFF!!!

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Utterly appalled by our new Attorney General

Abe — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:18:44 GMT

I am utterly appalled and condemn the decision of our Senate to award Michael Mukasey the seat of Attorney General!!!
See here:
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/071109/8/2cu2.html

This is another stain on our government that we Americans condone the use of torture.
He is known for the fact that he refused to say whether waterboarding -- an interrogation method widely considered as torture -- was legal.

I also looked up "Waterboarding" in Wikepedia and this is what I found:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterboarding

The regular CIA agent cracks in 14 seconds of this use of torture
--Damn Him!!
Get rid of this War-Dog

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this is the reason you should check in on your child......

Lady Maria — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:20:07 GMT

Not only does this piss me off, it disturbs me just a bit.
I check in on my 14 year old daughter's web browsing and whatnot from time to time....So far so good....
BUT I logged onto her myspace and I was nosing around when I came across her 15 year old stepsister's profile. I was apalled.....
First of all, she claimed to be 2 years older than what she is, she claimed to be in a totally different location, and then she had all of these icons and just plain SHIT all over her page that suggested sleeping around and getting high.
I am not sure if my favorite was the one that said she lost her teddy bear, will you sleep with her?? or the one about doing speed and weed....
when I called my daughter in to ask her about it, she shrugged and said that she gets in trouble all the time and that they know what she's like, and apparently it is not a big deal to them.....
I am aware of the fact that they (my child and stepsis) don't get along, but seriously. Do I want my 14 year old around that bullshit?? NO!!
Well, now I think I am going to have to ask my ex about this, which I must say I am totally looking foreward to....
AND, depending on the outcome of all of that, I may contact myspace......
SOA MYSPACE B!

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My SOAB Week!

Anouska — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:28:11 GMT

Ok - so this is my week -

Monday - I’m on my holidays still - but there is so much housework to be done from my week off - I was being slobbish - and its 32 degrees Celsius outside - SOAB!

Tuesday - I sleep in way late - so getting to bed early that night for my 5am wake up isn’t going to happen - Further to that my husband takes my car to the shop and one of my tyres has a huge nail in it so goes flat - new spare now required - SOAB!

Wednesday - I get up at 5am to go to work - I have had 4 hours sleep - I start reversing down my driveway that requires a Sherpa to take you up because its so steep - and guess what - I run over a limestone rock wall - completely f*cking my rear driver's side door - and buckling the lower strip of the car! I am totally pissed by this stage - and to add insult to injury I am still meant to be on holiday - my team leader said I would have to work this day in order to take the two days annual leave I need at the end of Nov - even though I swapped all of my shifts around and would only need one day annual leave therefore I don’t need to work today!!! I get to work totally pissed off and fall UP yes UP the stairs! I then see my roster which says I am on annual leave today - so I freak out thinking I am not meant to be in - but it turns out my team leader hadn’t changed it yet - But I am not meant to be in there anyway so SOAB!!! Oh and I ring my insurance company - and because I haven't had a full Australian driver's license for more than 2 years - my excess will be $700!!! SOAB! I go home - fall asleep way to early.

Thursday - I wake up at Midday. This isn’t good seeing as I have a 12 hour night shift ahead of me that starts at 7pm. Its hot as hell and I can't get back to sleep - even with a/c. I finally drag my arse to work at 7pm and am dog tired all night - SOAB!!

Friday - I wake up at 4pm - this is not bad - but I am so tired from the day before that its not enough for my second 12 hour night starting at 7pm - and while putting some paper in the photocopier - I break a nail - and its not aesthetics that I am worried about - it frikken hurt! SOAB!!!

Saturday - It's 5:10am - I still have just under two hours of my shift left - I have to finish, have a shower here - meet some people for breakfast - view a prospective wedding reception venue with a girlfriend - then go home - do my washing and then maybe, finally get some sleep SOAB!!!

Needless to say I am dreading Sunday

SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB SOAB!!!!

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cancelled!

Lady Maria — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:00:35 GMT

I have decided to go to a counselor to relieve some tension, to get shit off my chest.
I had to pull teeth to get every Wednesday afternoon off to do this.
Yesterday I went to my first appointment, and it was cancelled, but noone bothered to call me. (I have three numbers and email, so I KNOW noone tried to contact me.)
To make it even better, ALL of my appointments need to be rescheduled!! Of all the things in the world to cank on anyone, a couselor??!!
WTF shit is that????

SOAB...

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My b/f PISSES ME OFF!!!!!

2x — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:09:19 GMT

In fact, just about everyone pisses me off but right now I am really pissed off at him!

His satisfaction in the bedroom is the only thing he cares about and to hell with that I need.
Sorry if this is TMI, but I am so sexually deprived I am on the verge of going permanently insane! Plus, his friends who have continiously disrespect me to the point of becoming very verbally abusive, he still talks to! WTF!? No loyalty whatsoever....

It just makes me wanna move out and find someone else. Actually, I am in the process of looking for an apartment for these very reasons. I am just so incredibly enraged right now!
I have had it with him, I hate him and I can't beleive I wasted three years of my life with this asshole, wtf is wrong with me!? He never pays any attention to me, he's always too busy to spend time with me, he ignores me, never talks to me unless he wants to get laid or is telling me how much money he made, or how many sales he made, or if he sold a bike recently, or who he spoke with, or talking about boring mechanical shit about motorcycles.

BORING! He bores the hell out of me.

I am giving him the silent treatment right now. (After I screamed at him for a moment or two)
I'm also leaving this evening with a g/f of mine and he wants to come along but I have news for his ass, he will not accompany me ANYWHERE. I cannot even stand the sight of him!

*sigh*

Someone give me a hug...

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